THE ART OF EATING PANSIT

THE ART OF EATING BATIL PATUNG

Kilala sa mga taga-tuguegarao ang kanilang hilig sa pansit. Umikot ka sa buong lungsod at makikita mo na nagkalat ang mga pansiteria. Meron yun mga pang sosyal, pang hardcore at meron din yung pang 24 oras.

Ang paborito nilang pansit ay yung tinatawag na "batil-patung" (batil-patung kasi ipinatong yung itlog na batil sa pansit). Ito ay binubuo ng "miki" (home made noodles), giniling na karne (baka or baboy depende sa nagluto), assorted gulay (depende kung sino nagluto), chicharon at itlog. Kung minsan nilalagyan din ito ng sprouted monggo, hotdog at chorizo. Makikita mo rito kung gaano ka-artistic at kaexperimental ang mga taga Tuguegarao. Sa different flavors at different timpla ng batil-patung na kanilang niluluto, tiyak, di mo malalaman kung saan nga ang pinakamasarap na pansiteria sa lungsod.

Pero kung inaakala mo na napakasimple lang ang kumain ng batil-patung, diyan ka nagkakamali. Hindi ito basta-basta nilalamon lang. Kumbaga meron itong special ritual kung saan o papaano mo ito kainin na may kasamang feelings.

Bakit nga ba may feelings? Syempre, kailangan mong i-cherish yung moment na kumakain
ka ng batil-patung at hindi masayang ang kanyang sarap at syempre yung perang ibinayad mo.
(Note: Saka ko na ituro sa inyo ang mga steps sa pagluto ng batil-patung, mamasterin ko lang muna iyon)

So ano nga ba ang mga ritual na iyon? Ganito yon, ituturo ko ito sa iyo pero sa isang kondisyon, wag mo akong kontrahin, kasi style ko ito. Okay?

Uumpisahan ko na.

1. SET YOUR MOOD.
Tama! Kelangan nasa mood tayo para maiwasan natin ang kawalan ng gana. Ang tamang paglamon ng pansit ay parang sex. Tandaan, masarap kumain ng pansit lalo na kung umaambon, umuulan o kaya'y maginaw.Masarap din ang lumamon kapag nagugutom ka o kaya ay lasing ka. Astig ka kung lasing ka, hardcore eh.
Pero paano kung walang ulan?
E di gutumin mo ang sarili mo. O kaya maghiwa ka ng sibuyas at ito'y amuyin. Sigurado ako, maghahanap ka ng pansit pagkatapos mong maamoy ang sibuyas. Basta dapat nakamind set ka na sa araw na ito na ikaw ay kakain ng pansit at wala ka nang iba pang dapat gawin.

2. ASSESS YOUR COMPANION.
(Gawin mo lamang ito kung may kasama ka, kung wala, dumiretso ka na sa number 3).
Pag kumakain ka ng pansit, di na mahalaga kung marami kayo o solo mo lang. Ang mahalaga ay malaman mo kung sino ang iyong magiging kasama/tatawagin. Kailangan na malaman mo ang kanyang ugali dahil nakakatulong ang mga ito sa pagpili ng lokasyon kung saan kayo magpapansit.
Kung super gutom ka, wag ka nang magsama ng maarte kumain dahil sigurado ko, ayaw nito sa isang hardcore pansiteria. Huwag ka ring magsama ng masyadong mapili dahil sigurado ko rin na wala kayong mapipiling lugar.
Pag ka-date mo naman ang kasama mo, syempre, wag kayong pumunta sa isang hardcore pansiteria kasi marami naman diyan ang pangsosy na pansiteria.
Tignan mo rin kung may dalang pera yang kasama mo, baka sasama-sama sayo tapos magpapalibre lang? Isipin mo rin ang kapakanan mo (pansit ito remember? labo labo na muna), baka mabitin ka e wala kang pang take two.

3. FIND A GOOD PLACE.
Napakahalaga na madesisyunan mo kaagad kung saan ka magpapansit. Isa ito sa mga pinagmumulan ng away lalo na sa mga taga-tugue dahil napakaraming pansiteria rito and they have different tastes and flavors. Meron yung pansiteria na sobrang dami ang pansit pero hindi naman masarap. Meron naman yung masarap nga pero mahal naman at kokonti. Bakit nga ba ganun? Wala ba yung marami na, masarap na, at mura pa?
Pero nasa iyo din yan, depende na lang sa dami ng iyong pera, panlasa at sa level ng iyong pagkagutom. Kaya ugaliin mo ang magisip at magdesisyon ng mabuti para sa kapakanan ng iyong pansit. Ok?

4. SURE KA NA BA?
Minsan napapansin ko, lalo na sa mga pasosyal kumain ng pansit, hindi nila inuubos ang kanilang inorder. Bakit? Di ba masarap yung pansit mo? Nagdidiet ka ba? O ginagaya mo lang ang mga friends mo kasi they eat pansit and you dont want to be out of place? Kung ang rason mo ay di masarap, bat don ka nagpansit? Marami namang ibang lugar diyan ah. Bat di mo ipaglaban ang iyong gusto? Kung napilitan ka lang sumama, bat ka pa nagorder? Kasi ba nakikipagsabayan ka lang sa mga kasama mo? Kung gayon, isa kang poser! Oo... isa kang poser! Poser! Poser! Poser! Wala kang karapatan na kumain ng pansit batil-patung! I curse you! Wag ka nang dadaan dito sa Tuguegarao hah?! At kung nagdidiet ka, bat ka pa nagpansit?! Tanga ka pala eh! Sa dinamidami ng carbo na kakainin mo, mahihirapan kang magpapayat niyan! Di mo ba nahahalata na yung mga taong mahihilig sa pansit e malalaki ang ab?! (ab kasi singular lang) Nahahayblood ako sa iyo! Lipat na lang tayo sa susunod...

5. POSITION YOUR SELVES.
O meron ka nang lokasyon, ano na ang susunod? Syempre puntahan mo na kaagad ang pansiteria baka magbago pa isip nyo o kaya ay masunog pa yun. Pagkarating mo dun, maghanap ka kaagad ng magandang spot na paguupuan. Kung wais ka, dun ka sa malapit sa electricfan o ceiling fan para hindi ka pagpawisan (kung aircon pansiteria mo, e wag mo na problemahin ito). Depende na lang kung enjoy mo kumain ng pansit kapag tumutulo pawis mo (sabi kasi ng iba, the more you perspire, the better you eat pansit). Hanap ka rin ng pwesto na malapit sa kusina para pagkalabas nung mga pansit, ikaw ang una nilang se-serve-an. Pag nakahanap ka na ng pwesto, isigaw mo na lang yung order mo dun sa mga nagseserve para hindi ka na maagawan ng upuan. Humingi na rin ng sibuyas at calamansi.
Kung marami naman kayo, mas mainam pag sa mga kubo-kubo kayo pumuwesto para mukhang presko at hindi na rin kayo magbuhat at magpwesto ng mga table.

6. THE FORK PLAY.
So habang nagaantay ng order, timplahin mo na yung sibuyas.
Tandaan, ang pinakamahalaga na instrumento sa pagtimpla ng sibuyas ay ang tinidor!
Ginagamit ito sa maraming paraan tulad ng pang sala ng buto ng calamansi,panghiwa ng sili, pang sungkit ng sili na nasa loob ng suka na nakalagay sa bote ng catsup at panghalo.
Kung di mo alam magtimpla, panoorin mo tong video na to:

http://nayontenor.blogspot.com/2009/10/how-to-make-timpla-your-sibuyas-when.html

Magorder ka na rin ng redhorse, alak o kung anomang drinks para di ka mainip. Wag mong kalimutan ang baso at ice.

7. TIRA!
Dumating na yung pinakahihintay mo, ang inorder mong pansit. Eto, magandang technique, kung talagang gutom ka na at marami kang kasama, tulungan mong mag-abot ng pansit yung nagseserve, kasi habang nagaabot ka, hanapin mo na yung pinakamarami tapos itabi mo ito kaagad. Haluan mo na ng sibuyas o kaya dilaan mo yung kutsara para di na nila ito maagaw sa iyo. Pagkatapos gawin ang lahat ng yon, titigan mo ng maigi ang pansit mo. Mag-imagine. Ipikit mo ang iyong mga mata. (Wag kang mag-alala, wala mang-aagaw ng pansit mo, dinilaan mo na yung kutsara). Relax. Breathe deep. Amuyin ang pansit at buksan ang iyong mga mata.
Di mo akalain na mauubos mo ito within 5 minutes. Kunin ang kutsara at tinidor. Basagin ang itlog na nakapatong (pwede rin hinde) at ishuffle ang iyong pansit. Tikman, wag masyadong marami, wag konti, dapat katamtaman lang ang rami. Namnamin at isipin mo na baka ito na ang pinakahuling pansit na kakainin mo. At bakit naman? Wala lang, para cool ang dating.

8. IBUHOS.
After a few minutes, darating na ang sabaw. Magingat lang sa sabaw kasi meron yung sineserve na sobrang init baka mapaso dila mo. Maraming technique kung paano higupin ang sabaw e. Meron yung iba, gumagamit ng kutsara, yung iba naman, deretso na dun sa baso pero eto ang mas hardcore, yung ibinubuhos ang sabaw dun sa kanilang pinggan. Mas hardcore kasi yung mga naiwan na "butil" ng pansit e naihahalo sa sabaw. yung iba naman, ihahalo nila yung itlog na itinabi nila sa sabaw. Pero alin ba ang pinakamasarap gawin? Syempre, yung hardcore para magmukha kang cool ulet.

9. MAGRELAX.
Ubos na ang sabaw, ubos na ang pansit... Ang masarap gawin, magpalpa. Yosi yosi ka muna sa tabi, inom ng konting softdrinks. Tayo, itaas ang damit, labas ang tiyan... Kung wala kang tiyan, di ka tunay na lalake.

10. ISIPIN KUNG MAG TAKE TWO.
Ngayon, busog ka na ba? Di porket ubos na ang pansit mo, titigil ka na rin sa kakakain. Isipin mo, mag tetake two ka pa ba? O hindi na? Magpapansit ka na lang ulit bukas noh? Yeah!


So always remember, kung ikaw ay magpapansit,

set your mood
assess your companion
find for a good place
sure ka na ba?
position yourselves
the fork play
tira!
ibuhos
magrelax
isipin kung mag te take two

yan ang pansit... parang sex...

Dedicated sa nagimbento ng Pansit Batil Patung. Dude, kung sino ka man, isa kang henyo!!!!






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zuluwashere

STARS

iSNT IT GREAT TO BE A STAR?

tHEY SHED THEIR OWN LIGHT...

tHEY SPARKLE IN THE DARK...

tHEY ACT AS GUIDES IN THE DARK

tHE SUN IS ALSO A STAR...

hAS ITS OWN LIGHT...

bRINGS LIGHT...

iNFLUENCES OTHERS GIVE LIGHT (EG. tHE mOON)

tHE SUN IS A STAR BUT WHY IS IT HARD TO STARE ON IT?

wHY IS IT HARD TO GET CLOSE TO IT?

wHY DOES IT HURT YOU WHEN YOU GET SO MUCH OF IT?

tHE NEARER THE STAR, THE HARDER FOR US TO REACH IT...

dO THE STARS KNOW ALL OF THESE?

dO THEY KNOW THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES,

tHEY WOULD EVENTUALLY

bURN OUT?

SINO KAYA ANG BASTOS?

Charmine Sheen

helo poh

helo poh

6:12pmNayon

good eve po!

6:13pmCharmine Sheen

u 2 poh

6:18pmCharmine Sheen

hehe

6:22pmCharmine Sheen

may tao pa ba po

6:22pmNayon

meron po mam

6:23pmCharmine Sheen

akala ko poh wala na kac po eh

6:23pmNayon

i see...

so ano po meron ngayon mam?

6:24pmCharmine Sheen

ano pong ibig nyong sabhin saakin poh

6:25pmNayon

parang whats up po mam

6:27pmCharmine Sheen

well....,ckret k na po un po

6:27pmNayon

ahhh ok po mam

6:28pmCharmine Sheen

cgeh po

6:28pmNayon

\m/

6:28pmCharmine Sheen

ok lng po un sakin poh

6:45pmCharmine Sheen

HEHEHEH POH

6:46pmNayon

hm? weird kang kausap

6:47pmCharmine Sheen

BOBO P B KAU SIR PO SIR

6:47pmNayon

oo bobo ako

ikaw matalino ka?

6:48pmCharmine Sheen

GAGU

6:48pmNayon

ok

6:48pmCharmine Sheen

OPO MATALILINO PO AKO

6:49pmNayon

naman pala e... bat di mo maintindihan yung mga sinasabi ko?

tapos minumura mo pa ako?

diba kagagawan ng isang bobo yan?

6:52pmCharmine Sheen

BASTOS PO B KAU POH

6:52pmNayon

nde

icheck mo kaya yung mga message mo para malaman natin kung sino ang bastos

6:53pmCharmine Sheen

EH BAKET PO MASAKIT PO KAU MAG TYP NG MESSAGE

6:53pmNayon

asan?

tingana mo kung sino nauna

*tingnan

6:54pmCharmine Sheen

ilan taon ka na ba

hah

6:55pmNayon

times two po ng age mo mam

6:56pmCharmine Sheen

]36

6:56pmNayon

aw

hindi pala

ten years older

6:57pmCharmine Sheen

GAGU ka pla eh

6:58pmNayon

ikaw hindi ka ba tinuturuan ng magandang asal?

gagu ka ng gagu e

6:59pmCharmine Sheen

es nagsalita daw si santino

6:59pmNayon

hindi ako si santino

7:00pmCharmine Sheen

si bro poh

7:01pmNayon

i dont watch those kinds of things madam...it only dirties your mind

7:02pmCharmine Sheen

TANGINAMO

7:02pmNayon

tulad mo

your just a waste of time

bye

MY ASTIG MOMENTS...

OO GAGO RIN AKONG KATULAD MO! Akala niyo siguro mabait ako pero hinde. Narito ang ilan sa mga pinaggagawa ko at mga pinagsasabi ko na marahil ay hindi nyo alam:

1. Minsan umuwi akong lasing, tinamad akong magbukas ng inidoro kaya sa lababo ako umihi.
2. Nung Grade 1 pa lang ako, humingi ako ng juice dun sa classmate ko, ayaw akong bigyan kaya yun, binuhos ko juice nya, tanong ng teacher kung bakit? sabi ko para tumaba ako.
3. Tanong at sagot ko sa isang interview question: Q:If you were given a ticket to any destination, where would you like to go and why? A: I wanted to go to Mars because I wanted to take a dump on its surface.
4. Nanghuli ako ng bambang bahay, nilagyan ko ng isnowpake yung pwet at ibinenta ko sa isang bata kasi napaniwala ko siya na isa iyong "tanaan".
5. Nagtext si Rowee sa akin, tanong niya kung ano magandang itext sa isang namatayan para matuwa naman siya. Nagreply ako. Sabi ko: unlitxt20
6. Sa National Bookstore, nagtanong si Tope kung anong kulay ng stabilo ang magandang gamitin. Sabi ko black para metal kung tignan.
7. Isa na namang interview question: Q: What is your long term goal in life? A: I wanted to become a turning point in history but I don't know how, maybe I'll find it out later.
8. Napaniwala ko nuon ang isang classmate na nanalo ako ng trip for 2 na ticket sa Dallas para manood ng NBA Finals.
9. Pinakain ko ang isang classmate ng asusena na paniniwalang isa iyong karne ng kambing.
10. Nanghingi ako ng tiglilimang piso sa mga classmate at schoolmates ko nuon hanggang sa nakaipon ako ng 100php na pinambili ko ng NBA cards.
11. Nagtext ako sa isang friend na hindi ako makakapunta sa isang importanteng lakad. Galit na galit siya nung nareceive nya iyon. Tawa naman ako ng tawa kasi nasa likod lang pala niya ako.
12. Pinakain ko ng sili yung pusa namin.
13. Nung bata pa ako, may nakita akong fence na obvious na binangga ng isang jeep tapos sinabi ko dun sa may-ari na dati nang sira yung fence at walang kasalanan yung jeep.
    
14. Nung bata pa ako, may nakita akong kupal na bumibili ng juice, nakita kong nagbayad yung kupal pero nung tinanong nung nagbebenta kung nagbayad na siya, sabi ko hinde.
15. Nagpaalam ako sa tatay ko na labas lang ako saglit, yun pala, pumunta ako sa Lal-lo.
    

Bakit ko sinasabi ang mga ito?

posted by:
zuluwashere

USO

USO...

Naalala ko nung bata pa ako, wala pang mga computer shop at wala ring internet. Mahal ang Family Computer, mahal ang Atari at mahal rin ang Supernintendo. Nakakasawa din ang mga computer games kasi di na kagandahan ang graphics, mahal pa ang isang cartridge (hanggang ngayon). Meron ngang pagcomputeran kaso palaging puno. At di lang yun, hanggang 2 players lang ang kaya nung computer at swerte ka na kung may turbo yung joystick mo.

Dahil dito, napipilitan ako na maghanap ng mas exciting at enjoyable na laro kasi the more the players, the merrier the game goes at saka mas marami kang makakantsawan kung sakaling nanalo ka (di bale na kung talo, pwede ka namang magrason o kaya'y pagbintangan mong tyope ang mga kasama mo). Madami namang pwedeng pagpilian e. Hindi pa magastos. Andiyan ang sipa, jolens, agawan base, touch ball, patintero, lastiko, teks, palattuki, boka, paway at iba pa. Ang nagiging problema lang sa mga larong ito ay yung tinatawag nilang tiyempo.

Tiyempo, ito yung panahon o oras na pwede mong laruin ang isang klase ng laro. Kunware tiyempo ng larong Teks (hindi ito text messaging, ito yung old school na pelikula na ginawang komiks/manga na inilagay sa isang 1"x1.5" na karton na karaniwang umaabot sa 52 pages), sa panahon ng teks, kailangan teks lang ang pwede mong laruin. Hindi pwede ang sipa, hindi rin pwede ang jolens. Kasi sa tiyempo ng teks, walang magbebenta ng sipa, wala ring magbebenta ng jolens. Ito yung uso e. Kung ayaw mo ng teks at gusto mo magjolens, wala kang kalaro at kailangan mo pang antayin ang tiyempo ng jolens (matagal ang isang tiyempo... umaabot siguro ng 2 months).

Dahil sa mga tiyempo na ito, nagkaroon ako ng mga katanungan na hanggang ngayon e di pa nasasagot. Sino nga ba yung utak sa mga tiyempo at pauso na yan? Bakit marami sa atin ang nakikisabay sa pauso na yan? Nakikisabay nga ba tayo? O sadyang madali lang tayong mauto syempre bata pa lang tayo noon e.

Pero di mo ba naisip? Hanggang ngayon, carry pa rin natin ang mga pauso-uso na yan. Eto example. Sa music. Di ba naging uso ang pagiging dancer nuon? Yung Universal Motion, yung Street Boys, yung mga dancer dancer na yan? Di mo ba napansin kung saan na napunta yung mga taong minsan ay nangarap na maging dancer nuon? Yung mga nagtayo ng sarili nilang dance troupe, yung mga nagpagawa ng costume, yung mga nagpacustomize ng pantalon na 16 inches ang luwang nung butas dun sa may paa, yung mga kinulayan ng brown ang buhok, yung mga nagkabali-bali ang buto dahil sa kapapraktis ng tik-tak o kung ano pang tumbling? Asan na sila? Sila na ba yung mga taong nagpraktis maggitara at sumali sa banda nung nauso ang Rock nuong 1990's? Nagpahaba ba sila ng buhok? Nakinig ng NU107? SIla na rin ba yung nag-shift sa rap metal nung nalaos ang OPM rock? Sila na ba yung mga EMO nung nauso ang Emo? O sila na rin ba yung mga galit sa Emo nung marami nang asar sa Emo? Galit sa dati nilang sarili... Ewan...

Maiba naman tayo. Pumunta naman tayo sa mga balita. Meron yung mga oras na isang topic lang ang pinaguusapan ng lahat. Kahit anong channel ang puntahan mo, pareho ang ibinabalita nila yung tipong tutok na tutok talaga sila sa balitang yon at parang wala nang iba na pwedeng ibalita. Eto... Magbibigay ako ng isang halimbawa. Kilala mo pa ba si Angelo Dela Cruz? Familiar ang name diba pero kung di mo na siya kilala, siya yung OFW na nakidnap sa Iraq noong 2004. Laging laman ng balita nuon si Angelo, simula nung nakidnap siya hanggang sa napalaya siya. Oras-oras, kahit anong channel, mukha niya ang makikita mo. Sikat kumbaga. Pagkarating sa Pilipinas, nabigyan ng trabaho, pera, tricycle, etcetera at sobra-sobrang attention. Sarap sigurong makidnap sa Iraq. Pero hindi yun ang pinapansin ko ngayon. Gusto ko lang malaman kung napaano na siya? Musta na kaya si Angelo Dela Cruz? Bakit wala na akong balita tungkol sa kanya? Laos na ba siya? O nakahanap na naman tayo ng mas interesting na balita tulad ng sex scandal.

Naalala ko tuloy yung aso naming claustrophobic. Nagiisip kami kung ano ang ipapangalan namin sa kanya. Sabi ko Bruce Lee na lang para madaling tandaan. E ayaw nila kasi laos na raw si Bruce Lee kaya yun, pinangalanan nilang "Hayden" kasi uso nga naman ang sex scandal nuon. E ngayong di na uso ang sex scandal? Musta na kaya si Hayden? Ayun, claustrophobic pa rin.

Musta na kaya si Jun Lozada? Musta na ang ZTE scandal? Musta na yung imbestigasyon ng senado? Mukhang wala na akong naririnig tungkol sa kanila. Laos na ba sila?

Ang ibig bang sabihin nito ay kung uso ka ngayon, balang araw, malalaos ka rin?

Ikaw?

Sunod ka ba sa uso?

O sadyang napakadali mo lang mauto?

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zuluwashere

BACK MASKING: REAL or HOAX

Backmasking (also known as backward masking)[1] is a recording technique in which a sound or message is recorded backward onto a track that is meant to be played forward. Backmasking is a deliberate process, whereas a message found through phonetic reversal may be unintentional.

Backmasking was popularized by The Beatles, who used backward vocals and instrumentation on their 1966 album Revolver. Artists have since used backmasking for artistic, comedic, and satiric effect, on both analog and digital recordings. The technique has also been used to censor words or phrases for "clean" releases of songs.

Backmasking has been a controversial topic in the United States since the 1980s, when allegations from Christian groups of its use for Satanic purposes were made against prominent rock musicians, leading to record-burning protests and proposed anti-backmasking legislation by state and federal governments. Whether backmasked messages exist is in debate, as is whether backmasking can be used subliminally to affect listeners. (Wikipedia)

In 1877 Thomas Edison invented the phonograph, a device that allowed sound to be recorded and reproduced on a rotating cylinder with a stylus (or "needle") attached to a diaphragm mounted at the narrow end of a horn. Emile Berliner invented the familiar lateral-cut disc phonograph record in 1888. His design overtook the Edison phonograph in the 1920s, since Berliner's patent expired in 1918, and others were then free to utilize his invention.

In addition to recreating recorded sounds by placing the stylus on the cylinder or disc and rotating it in the same direction as during the recording, one could hear different sounds by rotating the cylinder or disc backwards. In 1878 Edison noted that, when played backwards, "the song is still melodious in many cases, and some of the strains are sweet and novel, but altogether different from the song reproduced in the right way". The backwards playing of records was advised as training for magicians by occultist Aleister Crowley, who suggested in his 1913 book Magick (Book 4) that an adept "train himself to think backwards by external means", one of which was to "listen to phonograph records, reversed."

Tape recorders allowed backward recording in recording studios.

The 1950s saw the development of musique concrète, an avant-garde form of electronic music which involves editing together fragments of natural and industrial sounds, and the concurrent spread of the use of tape recorders in recording studios. These two trends led to tape music compositions, composed on tape using techniques including reverse tape effects.

The Beatles, who incorporated the techniques of concrète into their recordings, were responsible for popularizing the concept of backmasking. Singer John Lennon and producer George Martin both claim they discovered the backward recording technique during the recording of 1966's Revolver; specifically the album tracks "Tomorrow Never Knows" and "I'm Only Sleeping," and the single "Rain". Lennon stated that, while under the influence of marijuana, he accidentally played the tapes for "Rain" in reverse, and enjoyed the sound. The following day he shared the results with the other Beatles, and the effect was used first in the guitar solo for "Tomorrow Never Knows", and later in the coda of "Rain". According to Martin, the band had been experimenting with changing the speeds of and reversing the "Tomorrow Never Knows" tapes, and Martin got the idea of reversing Lennon's vocals and guitar, which he did with a clip from "Rain". Lennon then liked the effect and kept it. Regardless, "Rain" was the first song to feature a backmasked message: "Sunshine … Rain … When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads"; the last line is the reversed first verse of the song). (Wikipedia)

Although the Satanic backmasking controversy involved mainly classic rock songs whose authors denied any intent to promote Satanism, backmasking has been used by heavy metal bands to deliberately insert messages in their lyrics or imagery. Bands have utilized Satanic imagery for commercial reasons. For example, thrash metal band Slayer included at the start of the band's 1985 album Hell Awaits a deep backmasked voice chanting "Join Us" over and over. However, Slayer vocalist Tom Araya states that the band's use of Satanic imagery was "solely for effect". Cradle of Filth, another band that has employed Satanic imagery, released a song entitled "Dinner at Deviant's Palace", consisting almost entirely of ambient sounds and a reversed reading of the Lord's Prayer (a backwards reading of the Lord's Prayer is reportedly a major part of the Black Mass) (Wikipedia)

Backmasking is often used for aesthetics, i.e., to enhance the meaning or sound of a track. During the Judas Priest subliminal message trial, lead singer Rob Halford admitted to recording the words "In the dead of the night, love bites" backwards into the track "Love Bites", from the 1984 album Defenders of the Faith. Asked why he recorded the message, Halford stated that "When you're composing songs, you're always looking for new ideas, new sounds."[ Stanley Kubrick used "Masked Ball", an adaptation by Jocelyn Pook of her earlier work "Backwards Priests" (from the album Flood) featuring reversed Romanian chanting, as the background music for the masquerade ball scene in Eyes Wide Shut.

One backmasking technique is to reverse an earlier part of a song. Missy Elliott used this technique in one of her songs, "Work It", as did Jay Chou ("You Can Hear", from Ye Hui Mei), At the Drive-In ("300 MHz", from Vaya), and Lacuna Coil ("Self Deception", from Comalies). A related technique is to reverse an entire instrumental track. John Lennon originally wanted to do so with "Rain", but objections by producer George Martin and bandmate Paul McCartney cut the backward section to 30 seconds. The Stone Roses have made heavy use of this technique in songs including "Don't Stop", "Guernica", and "Simone", which are all backwards versions of other Stone Roses tracks, sometimes overdubbed with new vocals. Meanwhile, Klaatu used the reversed vocals from "Anus of Uranus" (from their first album, 3:47 EST) as the vocals for the song "Silly Boys" (on their third album, Sir Army Suit). The lyrics for "Silly Boys" on the lyric sheet from Sir Army Suit are accordingly printed backwards. And Danish band Mew's 2009 album No More Stories... contains a track, "New Terrain", which, when listened to in reverse, reveals a new song, entitled "Nervous".

Artists often use backmasking of sounds or instrumental audio to produce interesting sound effects. One such sound effect is the reverse echo. When done on tape, such use of backmasking is known as reverse tape effects. One example is Matthew Sweet's 1999 album In Reverse, which includes reversed guitar parts which were played directly onto a tape running in reverse.[54] For live concerts, the guitar parts were played live on stage using a backward emulator

A common use of backmasking is hiding a comedic or parodical message backwards in a song. The B-side of the 1966 Napoleon XIV single "They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!" is a reversed version of the entire forwards record, entitled "!aaaH-aH ,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er'yehT". It reached #3 in the US charts, and #4 in the UK.

Pink Floyd dropped a backmasked message into "Empty Spaces", from 1979's The Wall:

-... Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the Funny Farm, Chalfont...

-Roger! Carolyne's on the phone!

-Okay.

The first line may refer to former lead singer Syd Barrett, who is thought to have suffered a nervous breakdown years earlier.

In "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Nature Trail to Hell", from 1984's "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D, Yankovic's backmasked voice declares that "Satan eats Cheez Whiz". Another early example can be found on the J. Geils Band track "No Anchovies, Please", from 1980s album Love Stinks. The message, disguised as a foreign-sounding language spoken under the narration, is, "It doesn't take a genius to tell the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad." Tenacious D include the backmasked message "Donkey Crap" at the end of "Karate" from their self-titled first album.

Styx, after being accused of Satanic backmasking, included an actual backmasked message in Kilroy Was Here: "Annuit Cœptis, Novus Ordo Seclorum".

Electric Light Orchestra and Styx, following their involvement in the 1980s backmasking controversy, released songs that parody the allegations made against them. ELO, after being accused of Satanic backmasking on their 1974 album Eldorado, included backmasked messages in two songs on their next album, 1975's Face The Music. "Down Home Town" begins with a voice twice repeating (in reverse) "Pass the mighty waterfall". And the opening instrumental "Fire On High" contains the backmasked message "The music is reversible, but time is not. Turn back! Turn back! Turn back! Turn back!" (listen (info)). In 1983 ELO released an entire album, Secret Messages, in response to the controversy. Among the many backmasked messages on the album are: "Welcome to the big show" (2x); "Thank you for listening"; "Look out there's danger ahead"; "Hup two three four"; "Time After Time"; and "You're playing me backwards". Styx also released an album in response to allegations of Satanic backmasking:[63] 1983's Kilroy Was Here, which deals with an allegorical group called the "Majority for Musical Morality" that outlaws rock music. A sticker on the album cover contains the message, "By order of the Majority for Musical Morality, this album contains secret backward messages", and the song "Heavy Metal Poisoning" does in fact contain the backmasked Latin words "Annuit Cœptis, Novus Ordo Seclorum" ("God has favored our undertakings; a new order for the ages")—part of the Great Seal which encircles the pyramid on the back of the American dollar bill.

Iron Maiden's 1983 album Piece of Mind features a short backwards message, included by the band in response to allegations of Satanism that were surrounding them at the time. Between the songs "The Trooper" and "Still Life" is inebriated drummer Nicko McBrain doing an impression of Idi Amin Dada: "'What ho', sed de t'ing wid de t'ree bonce [said the thing with the three heads]. Don't meddle wid t'ings you don't understand," followed by a belch.[65] Prince's controversial song "Darling Nikki" includes the backmasked message, "Hello, how are you? I am fine, because I know that the Lord is coming soon."

Some messages chastise or poke fun at the listener who is playing the song backwards. One such message was included by "Weird Al" Yankovic in "I Remember Larry", from the 1996 album Bad Hair Day, on which Yankovic lightly chastises the listener with the backmasked remark, "Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands". Similarly, the B-52's song "Detour Through your Mind", from the 1986 LP Bouncing off the Satellites, contains the message, "I buried my parakeet in the backyard. Oh no, you're playing the record backwards. Watch out, you might ruin your needle."[68] Meanwhile, Christian rock group Petra included in their song "Judas Kiss", from the 1982 album More Power To Ya, the message, "What are you looking for the devil for, when you ought to be looking for the Lord?" The band Mindless Self Indulgence released a song titled "Backmask", which contains the forward lyrics "Play that record backwards / Here's a message yo for the suckas / Play that record backwards / And go fuck yourself". The backwards messages in the song include, "clean your room", "do your homework", "don't stay out too late", and "eat your vegetables"

For a list of backmasked messages:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_backmasked_messages

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LETTER KO SA PLDT CUSTOMER CARE SERVICE

Dear Sir/Madam

Nakakaintindi naman po siguro kayo ng tagalog noh? Ganito po kasi yun, may tumawag sa amin, from PLDT daw, at ang sabi eh mag e-end na yung contract sa DSL namin, ibig po bang sabihin nun e macucut na yung internet namin? Gusto po namin yung internet service nyo kaso nga lang ang gusto namin ay yung usual na service na nakukuha namin na galing sa inyo... We do not want any changes on our account hangga't sinabi namin... Ako kasi ang nakausap nung tumawag at hindi yung account holder mismo, sabi kasi may ipapadala daw na email at iprint namin tapos pirmahan then ibalik po sa inyo... Yup may nareceive nga akong letter from: *******@pldt.com.ph . Please do reply for clarifications... Eto po landline number namin: (*** *** ****) kung maaari e magreply na lang po kayo sa email na ito (************@rock.com) kasi kung tatawag po kayo during weekdays e wala po kami... No offense po dun sa agent na tumawag di ko kasi masyadong naintindihan yung sabi... busy din kasi ako nung time na yun...

yun lang po...

May the god of Rock be with you!!! \m/

peace, love and rock and roll,

(ZULUWASHERE)

KURT COBAIN'S SUICIDE NOTE

To Boddah

Speakings from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complainee. This note should be pretty easy to understand. All the warnings from the Punk Rock 101 Courses over the years, it's my first introduction to the, shall we say ethics involved with independence and the embracement of your community has been proven to be very true. I haven't felt the excitement of listening to, as well as creating music, along with really writing something for too many years now. I feel guilty beyond words about these things, for example when we're backstage and the lights go out and the manic roar of the crowd begins. It doesn't affect me in the way which it did for Freddie Mercury, whoseemed to love and relish the love and admiration from the crowd, which is something I totally admire and envy. The fact is, I can't fool you, any of you. It simply isn't fair to you, or to me. The worst crime can think of would be to pull people off by faking it, pretending as if I'm having one 100% fun. Sometimes I feel as though I should have a punch-in time clock before I walk out on-stage. I've tried everything within my power to appreciate it, and I do, God believe me, I do, but it's not enough. I appreciate the fact that I, and we, have affected, and entertained a lot of people. I must be one of the narcisists who only appreciate things when they're alone. I'm too sensitive, I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasm.But, what's sad is our child. On our last three tours, I've had a much betterappreciation of all the people I've known personally, and as fans of our music. But I still can't get out the frustration, the guilt, and the sympathy I have for everybody. There is good in all of us, and I simply love people too much. So much that it makes me feel too fucking sad. The sad little sensitive unappreciative pisces Jesus man! why don't you just enjoy it? I dont know! I have a of a wide who sweats ambition and empathy, and a daughter who reminds me to much of what I use to be. full of love and joy, every person she meets because everyone is good and will do her no harm. And that terrifies me to the point to where I can barely function. I can't stand the thought of Frances becoming the miserable self destructive, deathrocker she become. I have it good, very good, and I'm grateful, but since the age of seven, I've become hateful towards all humans in general. Only because it seems so easy for people to get along and have empathy. Empathy only because I love and feel for people too much I guess. Thank you from the pit of my burning nauseas stomach for your letters and concern during the last years. I'm too much of a neurotic moody person and I don't have the passion anymore, so remember, it's better to burn out, than to fade away. Peace, love, empathy, Kurt Cobain.

Frances and Courtney, I'll be at your altar. Please keep going Courtney for Frances for her life which will be so much happier without me. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU!

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PLAGIARISM OR COINCIDENCE?

Plagiarism

- Literary theft. Plagiarism occurs when a writer duplicates another writer's language or ideas and then calls the work his or her own. Copyright laws protect writers' words as their legal property. To avoid the charge of plagiarism, writers take care to credit those from whom they borrow and quote. (Dictionary.com)

-the act of taking the writings of another person and passing them off as one's own. The fraudulence is closely related to forgery and piracy-practices generally in violation of copyright laws. (Dictionary.com)

-What people who either can't write or are too lazy do whenever a paper is due. Any usage of someone else's writing as one's own is plagiarism, no matter how cleverly disguised (or not) it is.

Perhaps the most common way is to search for or download existing papers, cut and paste, change the wording superficially and scramble it a little, and turn it in as your own. Other common methods are to simply copy other students' work in one's class, changing it superficially, or to download or even buy papers online.

Any way you do it, it's a reprehensible practice that can, and should get you in big trouble. There are known cases where students have been held back a year, or even expelled. Unfortunately, plagiarism still seems to be a growing problem, and students usually get away with it. (Urbandictionary.com)

-stealing somebody's work or idea: the process of copying another person's idea or written work and claiming it as original (MSN Encarta)

-as defined in the 1995 Random House Compact Unabridged Dictionary, is the "use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work."[1] Within academia, plagiarism by students, professors, or researchers is considered academic dishonesty or academic fraud and offenders are subject to academic censure, up to and including expulsion. In journalism, plagiarism is considered a breach of journalistic ethics, and reporters caught plagiarizing typically face disciplinary measures ranging from suspension to termination. Some individuals caught plagiarizing in academic or journalistic contexts claim that they plagiarized unintentionally, by failing to include quotations or give the appropriate citation. While plagiarism in scholarship and journalism has a centuries-old history, the development of the Internet, where articles appear as electronic text, has made the physical act of copying the work of others much easier.

Plagiarism is not the same as copyright infringement. While both terms may apply to a particular act, they are different transgressions. Copyright infringement is a violation of the rights of a copyright holder, when material protected by copyright is used without consent. On the other hand, plagiarism is concerned with the unearned increment to the plagiarizing author's reputation that is achieved through false claims of authorship. (Wikipedia)

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Coincidence

- is the noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances without obvious causal connection. The word is derived from the Latin co- ("in", "with", "together") and incidere ("to fall on"). In science, the term is generally used in a more literal translation, e.g., referring to when two rays of light strike a surface at the same point at the same time. In this usage of coincidence, there is no implication that the alignment of events is surprising, noteworthy or non-causal.

A coincidence does not prove a relationship, but related events may be expected to have a higher index of coincidence. Probability is the basic tool, or method, to rationally evaluate coincidences. In the field of mathematics, the index of coincidence can be used to analyze whether two events are related. From a statistical perspective, coincidences are inevitable and often less remarkable than they may appear intuitively. An example is the birthday problem, where the probability of two individuals sharing a birthday already exceeds 50% with a group of only 23 (Wikipedia)

-a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance (Dictionary.com)

-an accident of coins (Urbandictionary.com)

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UNREADABLE BAND LOGOS

Isa sa mga nagpapa-astig sa isang banda ay ang kanilang band logo. Kapag mukhang astig yung logo mo, astig na rin ang banda mo. Pero paano kung yung logo mo e nasobrahan sa kaastigan? Narito ang ilan sa kanila. Ilan kaya ang mababasa mo?

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ANSWERS:

1. Absu (http://www.myspace.com/absu)
2. Ater (http://www.myspace.com/aterblackmetal)
3. Baxaxaxa (http://www.myspace.com/baxaxaxahellfire)
4. Bestial (http://www.myspace.com/bestialnoisegore)
5. Darkified (http://www.myspace.com/darkified)
6. Dr. Acula (http://www.myspace.com/dracula1423)
7. Embryonic Depravity (http://www.myspace.com/brutaljams)
8. Equimanthorn (http://www.myspace.com/equimanthornmusik)
9. Filii Nigrantium Infernalium (http://www.myspace.com/fninfernalium)
10. Forgotten Land (http://www.myspace.com/forgottenlandforgotten)
11. Impiety (http://www.myspace.com/impietyofficial)
12. Infernal Possession (http://www.myspace.com/infernalpossessionband)
13. Korgonthurus (http://www.myspace.com/korgonthurus)
14. Multiplex
15. Prosanctus Inferi (http://www.myspace.com/prosanctusinferi)
16. Waking the Cadaver (http://www.myspace.com/wakingthecadaver)

(pictures taken from trishvicious.buzznet.com and Lady Omega.com)

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BAND FIGHTS, STAGE FIGHTS, FAILS, BOTTLE THROWING AT SARI-SARING VIOLENCE

Sadyang napakahirap ang magperform sa stage lalo na kung hindi mo kilala ang mga nasa paligid mo. Minsan naman, ikaw mismo ang pumapalpak, meron din namang yung bigla ka na lang mananapak ng kasama mo o kaya ikaw ang sasapakin o batuhin ng mga nanonood. Pero wala tayong magagawa, meron siguro pero konti lang, nangyayari talaga ang mga nangyayari eh... Panoorin mo ito:

Sana may mapulot kayong aral... Be Happy!!!!

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THE DEVIL'S TRILL SONATA

The Violin Sonata in G minor, more famously known as the Devil's Trill Sonata is a famous work for solo violin (with figured bass accompaniment) by Giuseppe Tartini (1692–1770), famous for being extremely technically demanding, even today.

• Violin Sonata in G minor
  1. Larghetto affettuoso
  2. Allegro moderato
  3. Andante
  4. Allegro assai-Andante-Allegro assai

The story behind "Devil's Trill" starts with a dream. Tartini allegedly told the French astronomer Jérôme Lalande that he dreamed that The Devil appeared to him and asked to be his servant. At the end of their lessons Tartini handed the devil his violin to test his skill—the devil immediately began to play with such virtuosity that Tartini felt his breath taken away. When the composer awoke he immediately jotted down the sonata, desperately trying to recapture what he had heard in the dream. Despite the sonata being successful with his audiences, Tartini lamented that the piece was still far from what he had heard in his dream. What he had written was, in his own words: "so inferior to what I had heard, that if I could have subsisted on other means, I would have broken my violin and abandoned music forever." It was believed to have been a song that was played in heaven but was banished for its negativity against God. It is also believed that if you played it your soul would belong to the devil forever. In other words, it is believed that this is one of the hardest pieces ever written for the violin, featuring many different skills the violinist must master in order to play it skillfully.

(taken from Wikipedia)

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MY FAVE VOCALISTS...

Listahan ito ng mga fave vocalists ko... Not in order....

1. Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace


Three Days Grace Live at the Palace 2008 Adam Gontier Rooster + Extra's - Awesome video clips here

2. Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam




3. Chris Daughtry




4. Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots




5. Layne Staley of Alice in Chains

6. Magni Ásgeirsson of A Moti Sol

7. Chris Cornell of Soundgarden/Audioslave

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zuluwashere

STRAIGHT EDGE?

Tanong ng marami sa akin, "Pare, hindi ka na raw umiinom?".
Sagot ko naman, "Oo, pati nga yosi itinigil ko na rin.".
Karaniwang reaction: "Ladduk! Goggog ka e!"

Marami man ang hindi naniniwala, itinigil ko na talaga ang mga yan. Bakit? Ewan...


Advantages of Smoking:

• Magandang career move kasi pag maaga kang nagkasakit, maaga ka ring mag-retire...
• Pwedeng pang sindi ng labintador.
• Nakakaamuse ng mga barkada lalo na kung kaya mong gumawa ng smoke rings
• Nakakafertilize ng mga halaman pag tinatapon mo ang cigarette butt sa flower pot. (umaalis kasi yung mga insekto)
• Binibigyan mo ng kabuhayan ang mga nagbebenta ng yosi sa paligid.
• Pwede pang design sa sand castle ang mga cigarette butts
• Pampaalis ng roommate/kapitbahay na ayaw mo
• Pwedeng rason para tumambay sa kanto
• Pwedeng pampapayat
• Pwedeng kasama pag ikaw ay natatae
• Pag wala ka kausap, pwede mo siyang hithitin.
• laging may hawak ang kamay mo
• pampatanggal ng sakit ng ulo

Advantages of drinking liquor:

• May rason ka para hindi pumasok ng trabaho bukas dahil masakit ang ulo mo kinabukasan
• Malaki ang possibility mong maka-score ng tsik kung sakaling pareho na kayong lasing
• Makakatipid ka ng tubig
• Syempre magkakaroon din kayo ng bonding with your friends
• Sabi sa biblya masarap daw ang uminom
• Although mapait, masarap pa rin
• Lower risk of heart attack
• Beer contains vitamin B6 which is needed to make haemoglobin, the red coloring in blood.(copy - paste to)
• Beer is fat free, aids restful sleep and promotes relaxation. (copy - paste ulit ito)
• Pwede kang mangutang kasi nagbibigay ng temporary Amnesia, hindi mo alam kung ano ginawa mo kagabi
• napapraktis mo ang English mo
• nagbibigay ng karagdagang lakas ng loob
• gumagaling ka sa pagkanta
• tumatalino ka
  

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CHRISTIAN MORALITY OF DRINKING

May nabasa akong article sa net tungkol sa advantages ng pag-inom ng alak. Sabi dun, meron daw sa bible ang pag-inom ng alak. Meron nga ba?


"'No iturongkayo,' insungbat ti ubas, 'di pay ket mabaybay-akon ti arakko a mangparagsak kadagiti didiosen ken kadagiti tattao?' -UK-UKOM 9:13 (JUDGES 9:13)

Agaramid iti arak a mangparagsakm kenkuana, lana ti olibo a mangparaniag iti rupana ken tinapay a mangted iti pigsa na - DAGITI SALMO 104:15 (PSALMS 104:15)

Ited koma ti Dios kenka ti linnaaw ti langit ket padamegenna dagiti talonmo. Ikkannaka koma iti adu a trigo ken arak - GENESIS 27:28

Agpaay kadagiti agbugbugsot ti naingel nga inumen, wen, agpaay kadagiti tao nga agrigrigat. Palubosam ida nga uminum tapno malipatanna ken ti kaawan ti ragsakda. - DAGITI PROVERBIO 31:6-8 (PROVERBS 31:6-8)

Anian a kinasayaat ken kinapintas ti pagbalinanto ti daga! Pumigsa dagiti agtutubo iti trigo ken arak. - ZACARIAS 9:17 (ZECHARIAH 9:17)

Saan la nga danum iti inumem, ngem gapu iti tianmo ken ti masansan a panagsakitmo, uminom ka met iti sangkabassit nga arak. - 1 TIMOTEO 5:23 (1 TIMOTHY 5:23)

Idi naibusen ti arak, kinuna ti ina ni Jesus kenkuana, "Naibusandan iti arak."
"Babai," insungbat ni Jesus, "saan a masapul nga ibagam ti aramidek. Di pay dimteng ti orasko."
Nupay kasta, kinuna ti ina ni Jesus kadagiti agserserbi, "Aramidenyo ti aniaman nga ibagana kadakayo."
Adda alagaden dagiti Judio maipapan iti panagbuggo; isut gapuna nga adda innem a burnay sadiay nga aglaon ti tunggal maysa iti agarup nga 100 a litro.
"Punnoenyo dagiti burnay iti danum," kinuna ni Jesus kadagiti agserserbi.
Pinunnoda ngarud dagiti burnay.
"Ita," kinunana kadakuada, "tumakokayo ket ipanyo iti agaywan iti padaya."
Inaramidda ngarud ti kasta.Idi naramanan iti agay-aywan ti danum a nagbalin nga arak, inayaban ti nobio. Saanna nga ammo ti naggapuan daytoy (nupay ammo dagiti agserserbi, ta isuda ti timmako iti danum).
Kinunana iti nobio, "Ugali dagiti tattao nga ipasango nga umuna ti kaimasan nga arak sadanto ipasango ti kadawyan nga arak no adun ti nainum dagiti sangaili. Ngem sika, inyud-udim ti kaimasan nga arak agingga ita!" - JUAN 2:3-10 (JOHN 2:3-10)

Ibagak kadakayo; diakto uminumen iti arak ti ubas agingga iti dayta nga aldaw a pannakiinumko kadakayo iti baro nga arak ti ubas idiay Pagarian ni Amak." - MATEO 26:29 (MATTHEW 26:29)




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TUPPERWARE

"Sana sa Tenor, walang Tupperware..."
-Anonymous

COMMON TRIKE DRIVER REPLIES

Situation, nasa isang lugar ako tapos pumara ako ng tricy...

Me:
"Tricy!"

Tumigil ang tricy sa harap ko:

Me:
"Nung ta kwan lang...."
(Kuya sa may ano lang...)

Random Tricycle Driver:
"Doblem la so ngana..."
(Mag double pay ka na lang)

"I-capacity mu la ngana"
(Bayaran mo na lahat ng bakante)

"Piga kamu?"
(Ilan kayo?)

"Tadday ka lang?"
(Mag-isa ka lang?)

"Ararayyu!"
(Malayo!)

"Highway?"

"Afu awan!"
(Naku Hinde!)

"(snob kasi mag-isa mo lang at dahil na rin nakakita siya ng isang grupo na nag-aantay din ng tricy)"

"Ammungammu la ta singko ngana..."
(Dagdagan mo na lang ng limang piso)

"Ay... egga gare sunduk..."
(Ay... May susunduin pa kasi ako...)

"Plaza lang!"

"Ta kanto ka la so ngana"
(Sa kanto ka na lang)

"Pagammu pattolik ngam"
(Bayaran mo pati pagbalik ko)

"Katsawin... Itulnuk ku lang yaw..."
(Halika na... Ihatid ko lang ito...)

"Kuman nak labbi..."
(Kain lang ako)



Nakakatawa naman... Dati ko nang alam ang mga isasagot nila...
Ito ay mga reply ng karamihan na tricy driver lamang, di naman lahat ng tricy driver e bastos at walang modo. Meron pa rin naman diyan yung nagsusumikap at nabubuhay ng marangal pero iilan lang sila.


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zuluwashere

UNCOMMON THINGS: THE KILLER IN ME

I have this weird fascination for serial killers. Ewan ko pero trip kong basahin ang mga libro tungkol sa kanila. Nagsimula ang hilig ko nang pagbabasa tungkol sa kanila nung pagkatapos ng board examinations namin. Pumunta ako sa Isettan (malapit lang sa dorm e) then dun sa Booksale, nakita ko yung librong "The Family". Tungkol ito kay Charles Manson na leader ng mga gypsies na ang tawag sa kanila ay "The Family". Actually hindi serial killer si Charles Manson pero ang naging admiration ko sa kanya ay yung paano nya nagagawang kumontrol ng isipan ng isang tao. Imagine, nauutusan niya ang kanyang mga tauhan (babae man o lalake) na pumatay without any signs of hesitation. Power-control freak siguro ako. Anyway, I read and finished the book then after that, I bought a lot of True-Crime pocketbooks. (Madami sa Booksale). Tuloy tuloy hanggang ngayon. Yung tipong pag pumunta ako sa mall, dapat pag-uwi ko, may nabili dapat akong libro. Marami na akongg nabasa, tungkol kay Jack the Ripper, Ted Bundy, Son of Sam, Richard Ramirez, Zodiac Killer, etc. Meron din akong mga videos tungkol sa kanila. Downloaded nga lang sa internet. You don't believe me?




Di pa kumpleto to... Bale yan pa lang yung mga nababasa ko... Yung iba, nakatago lang, saka ko na ilalabas pag may natapos ulit akong bagong libro... Saka yung iba, hiniram, di pa binabalik...



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NO HOSPITALITY FOR THE KOREANS?

Kagabi, may nareceive akong text message mula sa mga kakilala ko... Actually dalawang beses ko itong nareceive. Ito ang nilalaman ng message:

I saw this Korean blogs in twitter from Koreans. I remeber what 1 of the Koreans sd "hv u heard d news? The monkey island Philippines is flooded. I hope the rain will never stop to drown those monkeys". All of them are laughing! Another retard Korean said "they wil all die bcoz monkeys vnt swim" then LAUGHED. Pls pass this message. Koreans in our country doesnt deserve our hospitality! Walanghiya cla.. Tsktsktsk..


What do you think? Tama ba na di natin bigyan ng hospitality ang MGA koreans? Ang masasabi ko naman, napakabobo naman nung nagsimula ng text message na ito. Bakit mo aawayin ang lahat ng mga Koreans? Ang gusto mo bang palabasin e, buong Korean civilization ang nagsabi nito? Anong kasalanan nung iba? Siguro yung nagsimula neto e may galit talaga sa mga Koreans. Parang text scam e... Hindi nga lang pera yung pinaguusapan... Sa mga naforwardan ng message na ito pati na rin dun sa mga nagforward, sana di tayo maging judgemental. Porke bat finorward na ang messsage na ito e totoo na? Humanap muna kayo ng proof bago kayo maging marahas sa mga makikita ninyong Koreans. Pero ewan ko, kung sakali mang totoo, tama ba na itigil natin ang ating pagiging hospitable sa kanila? Mamimili ba tayo ng tao? Nasaan ang values nating mga pinoy kung ganon? Ito ang mas masahol, (galing ito sa tunaynalalake.blogspot.com) tingnan nyo na lang ang mga pic (click nyo para mas lumaki):



Pinay pa mismo ang nagsabi nyan... Bat di yan ang pansinin nyo? Porke bat Pinay siya?

So ngayon, after a long reflection about this topic, ano ang gagawin ko para matapos na to?
Wala! Magdodonate na lang ako ng mga damit!



posted by:
zuluwashere